Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Can't Keep a Good Woman Down


The aliens did not understand the mores of Earth society when they held Wesley down and performed a gender transformation. Witness said they thought Wesley did not fight very hard to get away. Then again, why should he? Wesley preferred life as a woman.

Wesley, now Angelina, was only the first victim of the strange alien race to make first contact with Earth. When the media covered the event, including several phone videos from observers, people from around the world came to see the aliens. It seems it is polite for the aliens to greet a stranger by turning them into a woman. Once that news was out millions of men rushed to greet the beings from another world.

Soon there was a shortage of men on Earth. Nature always is in balance. Another world with an abundance of men helped filled the, ahem, void the new Earth women needed filled. The way men, or should I say women, on Earth cooperated with the alien race it was clear the galaxy wanted Earth to join the Community of Worlds. There is an old adage that says you have to give your left nut in diplomacy, but on Earth you lost the whole package. Not that it was ever missed.









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