Thursday, June 29, 2017

Contagion


The surgery theatre of a hospital should always be sterile. But true sterility is impossible. Surgery rooms are used again and again with a complete cleaning between each use.

John delayed as long as he could the dreaded prostate cancer surgery. Eventually there was no more waiting; the surgery had become a medical imperative. Everything seemed routine as he went under. Little did John know the previous surgery in that room was a gender reassignment surgery where nanobots were used in conjunction with the surgery.

John came out of surgery with everything going as expected. Then the changes started. First breasts started growing followed by a softening of the skin. Then the big change happened; his manhood shrank until it inverted. Within a week, by the time it was time for release from the hospital, John no longer existed. We now call her Zoe.

Zoe could have sued the hospital for everything it had for not cleaning the surgery adequately, but Zoe felt she had received a two for one special. Now that I think about it, she never really needed the prostate surgery since the nanobots did away with the whole prostate thing.

Monday, June 5, 2017

Everyone Wants to be Gal

Ever since the new Wonder Woman movie came out starring Gal Gadot, men everywhere have wanted to enjoy the powers of womanhood. TG Incorporated and similar companies were swamped with clients demanding they be changed into Wonder Woman.

Gadot, seeing a massive marketing opportunity, licensed her image for reproduction. Men could now be exactly like Wonder Woman. The sales slogan: Be a Gal. Get it? Over 12 million men did.

Every available method to transform a man into a woman worked at maximum capacity. Gadot demanded TG Inc. push as hard as possible while the getting was good. Magic panties were sold out, nanobot production was at an all-time high, and hormones and surgery went on round the clock.

But all good things come to an end. Gadot enjoyed the run and all the licensing money. Eventually the number of remaining men wanted to be Gal ebbed. It wasn’t long before Gal Gadot perked up again, however. The promise of more licensing money was right around the corner. They just announced a sequel. 

Paying Bills