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Sunday, December 4, 2016

Back in the Sack

Bret had the greatest idea for a college project. He wanted to produce a porn film called “Back in the Sack”. He loved the play on words. He even had several co-eds in mind to play the female lead role. But things didn’t go as planned. Half the guys in college wanted a part in the movie; no co-eds were interested in, ah, being back in the sack again with every guy in town.

The idea was a bust, breaking Bret’s heart. He even had the screenplay finished. As he walked off the disappointment a young woman joined him. She was cute. He told her about the film he planned and if she might want to play the female lead role. She shook her head as she said, “I have a better idea.” She asked Bret to describe what the woman should look like in his movie. Bret kept listing detail after detail. He was surprised at how much he already visualized the completed product.

When he finished he turned to see the woman had vanished. He looked around and could not see her. As he kept walking he changed. He could feel it with each step. By the time he got back to the dorm he looked exactly like the woman he visualized playing the role.

Needless to say the movie was made now. Bret took the name of the lead female character as her real life name: Olivia. Olivia directed and acted in the film. She finally accepted 38 guys to play the part of getting Olivia back in the sack again and again. Olivia was very picky, requiring lots of retakes. She wanted it done right.

Saturday, December 3, 2016

Inappropriate Swap

Here is a caption from my late friend Alexis. She wrote several captions for me before she died. I have been nostalgic lately so I am sharing a few of my favorites. 

Friday, December 2, 2016

Thursday, December 1, 2016

The Awesome Life of a Woman or a Good Luck Story

Life has not always been good for Ben. Health problems topped the list and plain bad luck seemed to follow him everywhere. He worked his ass off at work and still ended up losing his job when the company fell on hard times or went out of business. Contact with Ben was the kiss of death.

Then a beautiful sales lady from TG Inc. showed up at Ben’s house one day. She heard his hard luck story and offered a solution: come work for TG Inc. Working for TG Inc. had lots of benefits. The best benefit was the free sex change.  What did have to lose? Don’t answer that.

The first day on the job Ben lost his nuts, gained some ass, a nice chest, and a face to die for. Here we see Candy, Ben is gone now, walking home from work. You can tell Candy’s luck has changed. No more hard luck story for this girl. The next day training began. A year later Candy was the number one sales lady at TG Inc. She was highly motivated. There was one guy she decided not to close the sale with. She preferred he spend the night in her bed. The next day she decided he deserved the same opportunity she did and closed the sale. You could say she is nuts if she had any.

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Wednesday, November 30, 2016