Make the World Great Again

Take Me to Your Leader

First contact surprised everyone, including scientists. The Begok spaceship was sent to Earth to negotiate a treaty and trade agreement. There was only one problem. Earth is the first world with intelligent life with male political leaders. Strange.

A treaty is only valid if signed by the true female leader of all the nations. The Begok delegation had a solution. If each leader wore special girl clothes it would be possible to work out details of the relationship between Earth and the rest of the galaxy. All Earth’s leaders accepted the terms because the discussions would be closed hearings so the public would not see the sissies.

But it wasn’t that easy. Only a girl can sign the negotiated deal. The special clothes did their job turning all the men into girls. Now Earth could be a part of the galactic community since all the leaders were female. Here we see the President of the United States before Hillary took office. Odd how things worked out. The first black President ended up a pretty white girl opening trade with the universe at large. Barak became Becca. Odd.

Performance Anxiety

There is an old movie from Earth history still popular with the crowd Scottie hangs with. The movie was part of a series. Getting your hands on a copy of any old Earth movie was neigh impossible unless you had the right contacts. Scottie and his friends had such contacts.

The movie series was different than any other. It started with Episode IV, V, and VI before going back to Episode I, II, and III years later. Even later they restarted the series with Episode VII and finally finished producing movies in the series with Episode XVIII.

The government of Pelque IX heard Scottie and his group had a copy of all but one episode of the series. The government always looking for ideas to attract tourists acquired the missing copy and offered it free to Scottie’s group in exchange for a small favor: the group would perform regular theatrical performances of several of the series plots. The government knew what would draw tourists and demanded plots from later in the series focusing on sexy women be performed.

Scottie’s group was all male, posing a problem. Officials of Pelque IX had the perfect solution: several of the boys would be transformed into females via Pelque advanced nanotechnology. Scottie was so excited about seeing the missing episode he volunteered for a female role. He changed his legal name to Lorelei. As you can see he lives his new role. He can’t get enough. And people travel from around the galaxy to see Scottie and his team perform a rare treat of old Earth cinematography. 

Prisoner of War

War is no place for a man. The civil war on Pental V is a perfect example of why men should let the fighting be done by those who know best how: women. Modern weapons make men obsolete on the battlefield.

Earth wanted to earn their keep in the Community of Worlds so they offered to send a small peacekeeping force to Pental. Nobody thought humans would be dumb enough to send men to do the fighting. When the troops and advisers arrived they insisted they were the best Earth had to offer.

On the battlefield the men advanced as they were trained. One massive burst of girly light fire and the men were all gone; they were women now. Disoriented, the girls were captured and brought to the enemy training camp. The new girls were trained to fight like women, the only real warriors.

Ricky was the best man in the peacekeeping force from Earth. Now she is the best woman soldier fighting for the rebels. They call her Sarah now. She has a way of tricking the enemy into vulnerable positions and then cutting them down.

Earth is still trying to find their place in the Community of Worlds. But what can you expect from a primitive world? Humans will do fine; it should take no more than 70-80% of the men being turned into girls to get the job done.

Infiltration Team

North Korea had flaunted international law for the last time. The testing on banned weapons of mass destruction led to sanctions. Nothing seemed to work. A quick, surgical strike was determined to end the repressive regime once and for all. A crack commando team was brought together to infiltrate North Korea and kill several top members of government.

For a repressive dictatorship, North Korea had a lot of resources. They knew the commandos were coming and developed a new weapon just for them. Arnold was the leader of the team and trained his men hard. The team was the most proud group of men ever assembled.

The big day finally arrived. The infiltration went smooth. The approach to the government living quarters was too easy. Then it all went wrong. A vortex bubble appeared out of nowhere and moved as if controlled. It then was obvious the North Koreans could not only control, but create a vortex bubble. As each commando was touched by the bubble of null space they instantaneously turned into women.

North Korea sent the women back with a message: Don’t send women to do a man’s job. The North Koreans laughed hard. But women are a whole different animal from men. Arnold, now called Bambi, trained his women to finish the job they started. Three months later North Korea fell.

America Was Always Great

Hilary Clinton almost pissed her suit pants when she heard about Donald Trump’s wife, Melania. Not to be outdone, Hilary decided to use the opportunity to get more men to vote for her. She knew many men deep down wanted to spend some time as a girl. So, Hilary presented a plan to fully fund if she becomes President a TG blogger’s idea of a corporation dedicated to helping men become women. She proposed we call this new entity: TG Incorporated.

The results were immediate. Hilary jumped 22 points in the polls overnight. Soon she was leading in every state. Election Day was going to be a HUGE disaster for Trump if he did not come up with a way to counter Hilary’s grand scheme. All Trump could do was keep lifting Melania’s dress for reporters. That got old real fast when it was obvious Melania had a bit of surgery down there.

Hilary won the biggest landslide in history taking every electoral vote. The only other President to accomplish such a feat was Washington. Hilary was true to her word. TG Incorporated was created and fully funded in her first 100 days in office. Within two year there were more women in the United States than ever before. Looks like Hilary will get a second term without a fight if guys like Eduardo here have anything to say about it now that she is Melissa.

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