A True Leader

“How do you enjoy your room, Mister President?” The female attaché smiled softly as she spoke. “The room is nice,” the President said. “But I still want to leave. And I want my body back.” It almost turned into a yell. The President was in no position to yell. The alien force attacked Earth, destroying all military power in one night. The aliens wanted to control the minds of the people by starting at the top. They kidnapped the President and turned him into a woman. For two weeks they educated him in womanly ways… all womanly ways.

Each day the aliens provided the President with a report on how many men were transformed as he was. The numbers were remarkable. In less than a month over half the men were women. At this rate there will be no men left to repopulate the planet in another month.

The next month went fast. Only eight men survived as men. The aliens demanded the President address the nation and the world. He was to refer to himself as Madam President and sign his name Tina. The President argued but relented quickly. There is no reason to struggle anymore. Humanity will need a strong leader willing to accept her new position. The President decided to serve her country with dignity and grace. Besides, after two months as a woman the President had no intentions of going back.