Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Alien Abduction


Alien abductions are more common than ever, not that anyone considers it weird or anything. Ever since Earth was approached by the Community of Worlds, humans now know they are not alone in the universe.

Abductions make the news on page 3 if you are lucky. Many people consider it an honor to be abducted. As you know, most worlds in the universe are matriarchal; Earth is one of the few patriarchal worlds. This makes Earth a bit of an oddity and a tourist attraction around the galaxy. A game aliens like to play is “abduct the human male and turn him into a female”.

Terrance never paid attention to that alien stuff. He lived way out in the boondocks and preferred quiet and the Bible. Sure, he saw strange lights in the night sky on occasion, but they are nothing more than caveman TV.

In the wee hours of the morning Terrance discovered his quiet is an illusion in a crowded galaxy. He is beamed out of his bed around 2 a.m. to the ship waiting in orbit. The fancy medical equipment made quick work of his gonads and maleness. Less than an hour later he was a full-fledged woman. He was given the name Erin and a full wardrobe of women’s clothes.

Terrance still did not care about the lights in the sky. Soon he came to believe it was all a dream. It was harder sawing wood and milking the cows as a woman, but she was sure it was God’s plan. After a hard day of work he would settle in with the Bible and thank God for all her blessings. Erin accepts God works in mysterious ways.

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