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The Gift of Time

Neal left home for a long walk in the woods. The warm summer day felt warm against his skin, the sun peaking through the leaves touched his face lightly making Neal smile. After walking an hour he sat next to a tree, leaned back, and closed his eyes.

As soon as Neal fell asleep a witch came down the path. She saw Neal asleep next to the tree and feel deeply in love with him. The witch cast a spell. Neal didn't remember the next 300 years of life he lived with the witch.

Witches live a long time but not forever. Out of love for Neal she used her last bit of energy to cast a spell. The witch sent Neal back in time to the tree and his afternoon nap. She knew Neal wanted to be a woman so she made him the most beautiful woman he knew.

Neal woke from his afternoon nap without any knowledge of a 300 year love affair with a witch. He looked down at his body and never noticed he was now in his wife Sara’s body. Sara stood, stretched and brushed herself off.

Sara returned home and walked into the house to see her husband Neal waiting for her. She wrapped her arms around Neal’s neck and kissed him. Her husband pulled back and held out two tickets to the ballet, Sara’s favorite. Sara loved wearing a new dress and the ballet was the perfect opportunity. Sara and Neal lived a long, happy life together unaware of the role reversal gifted them by the witch.

Look What Happened to Randy

Inked

While on vacation on Mantax IV, Marvin wanted to get a souvenir he could cherish a lifetime. A vender motioned him over to her stall and gave Marvin a great idea. The vendor was a tattoo artist. She promised the tattoo would define the rest of his life and bring him luck. Marvin was game.

Guys who want to stay guys know to check out the details before accepting an offer or they might end up speaking alto. Marvin was not worried; TG Inc. had not yet expanded to Mantax. Well, not until last week. But Marvin does not know that.

Marvin relaxed in the chair as the tattoo artist went to work. He was surprised how little it hurt. He got so comfortable he fell asleep. When he woke up he could not believe what he saw. The vendor just smiled and said, “TG Inc. opened their first office on Mantax last week. And your name is Betty now.” Marvin did not plan on coming to Mantax to be turned into a woman, but now that she is Betty she is glad she came. It feels good to be a woman.

The Greatest Wish

Deep in the Black Forest of Germany there lived a magical creature with great powers. The only problem he could not solve was his loneliness. Great magical powers taught the creature to remain hidden for fear he would be forced to use his powers for evil, or worse, he were overpowered by a crowd and killed. But he was alone and desperately wanted a companion.

Then one day a young man was walking in the forest. He sat against a tree and wept, for the love of his life had betrayed him. The creature feeling compassion went to the young man and inquired his reason for crying. He told the creature. The creature with no name promised the young man a wish. Too distraught the young man wished for the pain to go away the only way he knew how.

His wish, his fantasy, was granted. The creature turned him into the woman he always wanted to be. A woman so beautiful men would fall hopelessly in love with one look. The creature was just such a man. The young man, now a maiden, fell as deeply in love as the creature did with him. He took the name Roxy. Not that it mattered. No one ever saw the young man again, or the young maiden for that matter. Roxy and the creature disappeared even deeper into the forest never to be seen again. But they were never alone. They were happy and in love. Together.

Drug Recall

Kevin caught the nasty cold going around. He was told to get ready for a long illness. To shorten the suffering he decided to hit the bug with everything the drugstore had. He bought every cold medicine in the store. The pharmacist said he should use the nasal spray daily if he wanted to end the cold sooner; all the other medications only treated symptoms.

The nasal spray seemed to work fast. Kevin stopped sneezing immediately, but was drained from all the coughing. He went to bed and took a four hour nap.  When he woke up he thought he was still dreaming because he could swear he had tits. As the cobwebs cleared he realized he did have tits! He rushed to find the packaging the nasal spray came in. As he read the warning label he understood what happened. The nasal spray is a TG Inc. product. Sure, it works. With a few side effects!

Kevin called the 800 number on the nasal spray packaging. The nice lady on the other end gave Kevin his new name: Rachel. The lady at TG Inc. promised a welcome package would arrive later that day with new clothes for Rachel. The nasal spray was guaranteed to prevent a cold or flu for life. You can’t put a price on good health.

Bottoms Up

Tonya knew her boyfriend, Jack, had cheated on her. She kept the secret to herself and planned her revenge. Jack felt terrible for cheating on Tonya. She deserved better. He decided to go to the party Tonya asked him to attend with her and get the liquid courage needed to come clean. He couldn't live a lie.

Tonya bought a potion from a witch. As the party got wild and Jack had a few in him she brought out a new bottle, the one with the potion. Tonya lifted the bottle to Jack’s mouth. He leaned his head back and started drinking.

“Keep drinking, honey. Keep drinking,” Tonya encourage as Jack swallowed more and more of the passion fruit flavored drink. Jack felt a funny tingling in his body as he drank the potion. He thought it was thee alcohol. When he finished drinking he turned his head down and noticed his chest. It was an exciting few moments as Jack adjusted to his new reality.

Jack pulled Tonya to the side. “I know it probably doesn't matter anymore, but I came to the party tonight to gather the courage to tell you something.” Jack spilled the beans. Tonya shed a tear and confessed what she did to him.

“Can you change me back?” Jack asked. “No,” Tonya replied. “It’s a one-way potion. There is no going back.” “But I love you, Tonya. I don’t want anyone else!” “It’s okay,” Tonya said putting her arms around Jack’s neck. “I like girls more than guys anyway.” Jack’s eyes were as large as saucers. “I always wanted to make-out with a Lexi,” Tonya confessed. “So, from now on, you are Lexi.” Jack smiles as he slipped his hands around Tonya’s waist.