From Minimum to Maximum

The Real You

Island Getaway

A Long Time Ago...

A long time ago… okay, it was last week, Mike accepted an acting job. The description was vague, but actors can’t be choosy if they want to eat. Upon arrival Mike was pleasantly surprised the gig was a pastiche of Star Wars. How cool is that?

Once the rules for the gig were outlined Mike became apprehensive. It seems this movie is a sort of fight club where the weapon is a girly light in the form of a lightsabre. The contest would continue until one man was left standing.

Mike practiced several martial arts disciplines in the past so he felt confident he could make good money on this gig and keep his junk. And if he did go down he did not mind the idea of life as a woman. Besides, women get all the cool acting jobs.

True to form Mike won each contest. One guy after another fell to the girly light. The producer was delighted in the results. The look on their faces when the girly light made contact was priceless. Then the last contest began. The two remaining guys out of a group of 32 faced each other. Mike used every skill he had to make fast work of his opponent.

Mike was the winner! The other newly minted girls had had enough. They moved in and with one awesome stroke forced Mike to join them in womanhood. Mike went to his knees. He looked up and smiled. The producer came over, reached down and swatted him on the ass. “You look good, Julie.” 

A Gentle Walk in the Rain

Carl knew exactly what he was doing. The news reports were impossible to miss. A leak at the local TG Inc. manufacturing facility released activated nanobots into the environment. If you stayed indoors you were completely safe. Even outdoors there was only a slight contamination risk. Until the weather report of rain.

It was the perfect opportunity for Carl to get the transformation of his dreams without cost and he could blame the whole thing on the accidental nanobot release. Hey, he didn’t watch TV so he missed the news reports warning of nanobots. The umbrella was the perfect touch. Slowly he allowed the umbrella to drift to the side as he walked allowing the rain to pelt his face.

Then he dropped the umbrella to his side and waited. The nanobots did not disappoint. Carl walked back home as Diane with rain massaging her beautiful body. What Diane could not explain to the neighbors is why she was wearing a dress as she returned home. You see, the nanobots change men into women; clothing is not affected. The only way she could return home in a dress was if she left home in a dress.

It is a mystery.

Edibles

Stress at work caused Dan to stop sleeping. Lack of sleep only added to his stress as he spiraled down. A Facebook friend he met online had a solution that worked for him. Dan’s friend lived in Colorado where marijuana was legal. He offered to make some edibles and send them to Dan. Dan was reluctant and did not want to get into trouble with the law. Dan finally gave in and accepted the offer when lack of sleep and appetite left him no other choice; it was try the edibles or lose his job and have even more stress and sleepless nights.

Two days later the package came in the mail. Dan ate one of the brownies for dinner and relaxed on the couch with Netflix playing a new original series on the TV. Soon, all of Dan’s worries started melting away. He felt tired and sleepy, but something else, too. He couldn’t hold his eyes open any longer. It was the best night of sleep Dan had in weeks.

The next morning he was groggy as he stirred. He knew he was different, but didn’t care; it felt good. He ate another brownie and noticed a note in the box of brownies from his friend in Colorado:

Enjoy the brownies. I made them myself with a new brand of marijuana sold out here by TG Incorporated. You will get a great night of sleep, Dan, or should I say Martha.

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