Insurance

The Best Surprise

Performance Anxiety

There is an old movie from Earth history still popular with the crowd Scottie hangs with. The movie was part of a series. Getting your hands on a copy of any old Earth movie was neigh impossible unless you had the right contacts. Scottie and his friends had such contacts.

The movie series was different than any other. It started with Episode IV, V, and VI before going back to Episode I, II, and III years later. Even later they restarted the series with Episode VII and finally finished producing movies in the series with Episode XVIII.

The government of Pelque IX heard Scottie and his group had a copy of all but one episode of the series. The government always looking for ideas to attract tourists acquired the missing copy and offered it free to Scottie’s group in exchange for a small favor: the group would perform regular theatrical performances of several of the series plots. The government knew what would draw tourists and demanded plots from later in the series focusing on sexy women be performed.

Scottie’s group was all male, posing a problem. Officials of Pelque IX had the perfect solution: several of the boys would be transformed into females via Pelque advanced nanotechnology. Scottie was so excited about seeing the missing episode he volunteered for a female role. He changed his legal name to Lorelei. As you can see he lives his new role. He can’t get enough. And people travel from around the galaxy to see Scottie and his team perform a rare treat of old Earth cinematography. 

The Wife Knows

Rewards for Good Behavior

Credit card rewards programs evolved with technology. As people demanded more and better rewards, money wasn’t enough to seduce people to apply. Banks, always leaders when it comes to making money, tailored bonus rewards towards peoples’ greatest desires. Cash or supporting a favorite charity wasn’t enough to have an edge over the competition.

Janice is a master at playing the credit card bonus reward programs. Two years ago she retired on the bonus rewards after acquiring a new body, the one you see here. People called Janice Odd John before she earned the gender change of her dreams. Now her nickname is Lucky. Janice certainly feels lucky.

Now Odd John can work on what matters most to her. She works for non-profits with her free time. This opens opportunities not available elsewhere. The charities she supports are generally small. Whenever they have expenses she uses her credit card to pay for them and gets reimbursed by the non-profit. She earns huge rewards from the credit card companies and several generous bonuses per year. If you are like me you want to be Janice, I mean, like Janice. And you can. Credit card rewards and sign up bonuses are a great way to make dreams come true. You can buy a lot of dresses, panties, and lingerie with those rewards.

Graceful Boss

Malfunction Junction

Special thanks today to Alexis of Captions by Alexis; she wrote today's caption. She sent it to me a while back and, pressed for time, decided now is the time to share with the world.

Trip of a Lifetime

While travelling alone in France, Harvey lost his clothes, passport and money. His belongings, all of them except the clothes on his back, were stolen from the hostel as he slept. With no money for food or another night of shelter, Harvey turned to the hostel owner for help. With an easy smile the hostel owner said in perfect English, “I know just the person who can help you.”

Harvey was introduced to a man with a business at the outskirts of town. He could get Harvey a new passport, shelter for as long as he needed and three square meals a day, plus a change of clothes. All for one low fee. “How can I pay?” asked Harvey. “I have a way,” the man said with a twisted grin.

Harvey had no choice. He let the man put him in a swapping chamber and change his name to Zoe. Harvey works hard every day for his food, clothing and shelter. Soon, he will have earned enough to buy his manhood back and a passport. What Harvey didn’t know was that there was no “going back”. And he would work his new job for a long time. A very, very long time. And the hostel owner laughed as he collected his fee for stealing Harvey’s belongings.

Time For a Change

A comment yesterday on my sister TG blog from anon asked if I ever considered writing a caption within the image. Yes, I have, anon. Way back in the beginning I did all my caps that way. After a few complaints that text covered the pictures I extended text outside the image on most captions.Here is an oldie from the archive, over a year and a half ago. It is the third cap I ever wrote. Hope you enjoy.

Girl Power

Power. Many want it, few can handle it. Quincy always thought clothes made the man. So he wore a three piece suit to work daily hoping to catch the eye of the boss. Quincy had high hopes in the company. The only way to attain his goal of CEO is to be tough. But in the new world order when a man gets tough he is considered insensitive and unworthy of promotion.

Quincy is a man with a plan. For every problem there is a solution. If a man is considered unworthy of leadership due to a strong personality there is one thing the man can do: become a woman. Quincy visited the nanobot bath at TG Incorporated. For once he was the man he always wanted to be: strong, tough and in control. As you can see, Quincy is a man worthy of leadership.

The next day Quincy never showed up for work but an enterprising woman, Irene, applied for the job. Irene had all the qualifications. She was so good it was almost as if she had worked there for years. Irene caught the boss’s eye on more than one occasion and for more than just work performance. Irene climbed the corporate ladder until she beat the CEO in a power play. Now Irene runs the show. And Quincy? Quincy is living the life of his dreams. As for Irene, she believes clothes make the man.

Prosecute This

The crime family had everything under control until the prosecutor played dirty. The cops were dumb enough to accept bribes and smart enough to look the other way once they got said bribe. The prosecutor refused to look the other way. Oh, he took the bribe. Then he sent seven of the crime family’s best assets to the gas chamber.

Sonny viewed himself as a champion of the people while secretly taking cash under the table. He justified it all in his mind, but he was just as big a crook as the crime lords and police accepting payola. Unfortunately, if you accept the payoff you better deliver the goods. Sonny was so cocky he thought he could spit in the face of the country’s biggest crime family.

Bodyguards followed Sonny wherever he went. An ambush at his home killed all but one of the bodyguards. The remaining bodyguard was too injured to be of any good. Sonny swallowed hard as seven guns were pointed at him. It would not be the last time he swallowed hard.

The henchmen carted Sonny to an undisclosed location. They roughed Sonny up, ripped off his clothes and pushed him into a hot tub of nanobots. The jets of hot water laced with nanobots went to work fast. Sonny flailed as he struggled to keep his head above water. When the jets stopped churning, Sonny was gone, replaced by Cheryl.

The crime family had more plans than just a nanobot bath for Cheryl. They wanted their money back. All of it. Including the payoffs paid to the police. Cheryl stood with her back to the lathing in a pretty panty/bra set. She did not understand for a fraction of a moment. Then the realization hit. Once again, Cheryl was wallowing hard.

The Myth of Bakal Splee

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Thanks you for granting me my rant. — Kay

The thanksgiving festival of Garkin was over and Don retired to his studio to do what he did every year after the festival meal. He removed the Bakal Splee from its case. The feminine musical instrument echoed a soft mournful tone as he pulled the bow across the coiled spring.

They say if you play the Bakal Splee perfectly you become a beautiful woman fitting of the music you play. It was only a myth, but Don could dream. The family gathered around the walls of the room as he started playing. The music sent waves of vibrations through the air. You felt the music as much as heard it.

Don adjusted the Bakal Splee as he started the next movement. The family stood stone still. Don’s talents improved with each passing year. There was no doubt he was nearing perfection and the myth was on everyone’s mind. Don dug deeper into his soul to bring the full sound into the mind, the heart, the spirit of the entire room.

The family noticed before Don did. The changes were subtle at first, then undeniable. With each pull and thrust of the bow a magical sound spread around the room. Then he noticed his hands had changed. He knew the myth and accepted the gift. S/he played deeper from the heart until the soft, beautiful woman in the room echoed the sound Don once made.

Her music would be perfect for all time. Don was a simple man of simple pleasure. His music reflected his simplicity. She took a simple name change: Donna. Why not? It was about the music. The music, the sound is everything. Changlings are so rare they are considered myth, but when one is created they are sought all over the galaxy. Donna played daily for audiences on planets near and far and punctuated the performances with practice sessions on cruise ships to large crowds. She created heavenly sounds for thirty-eight more years before her death on Moordo III at the age of 62. The geniuses always die too young.

Dream State

Zelda IV is considered the most beautiful planet in the galaxy. Ed agrees. His trip to Zelda is nothing short of awesome. There is only one problem. Soon after he arrived he started to feel like he was walking in a dream.

The dream grew stronger each day. Soon he noticed changes in his appearance. Over the course of a week Ed transformed into a girl. But is it real or a dream? It is so confusing. It seemed natural to sit when using the restroom and then wipe. Sally sounded like her real name. What a beautiful planet.

Sally started wearing makeup. She felt as pretty as the planet, so peaceful and calm. The dream grew more real each day. She knew who Ed was and was well aware she was converted/transformed into a woman. She just did not care.

The vacation should be nearing its end, but two kind women offered her a place to stay. Sally was told she has a job on Zelda now in hospitality. What they meant was Sally serviced men. Of course Sally remembered her past, she just did not care. The dream was where she wanted to spend the rest of her life.

Career Change