Wedded Bliss

Scott was so happy to finally be married to his high school sweetheart, Maggie. The wedding went off without a hitch: the flowers were beautiful, the service divine, the guests all smiles. Scott was more excited about the wedding than Maggie. He wanted everything perfect. He was such a girl that way.

After the day of festivities ended Scott and Maggie went to a hotel room they had booked at a resort. Scott fell back on the bed arms spread wide. “I am exhausted, Maggie. I just want to sleep.”

“Not so fast, dear,” Maggie said as she joined Scott on the bed. She lay on her side by his side and draped an arm across his chest. “There is one last thing to do to finish this day right.”

Scott gave Maggie a quizzical look. She took him by the hand and led him to the hot tub. They undressed and stepped in. After a few moments of playfulness Maggie reached over the edge of the hot tub and showed Scott a packet of preprogrammed nanobots. “What are you doing?” Scott nearly jumped from the hot tub. “You are such a girl, Scott. I want a girl for a husband so we can both win,” Maggie said as the poured the nanobots into the water. The water boiled as the nanobots went to work. A short time later Penelope was born.

That was six months ago. Now Penelope works in the clothing store owned by Maggie. And like a true girl his closet has more shoes than Maggie’s. And they lived in wedded bliss.