The sales contest was on. Don wanted to win in the worst
way. As an incentive, the lowest in sales for the month would end up a woman.
The process was simple. Every salesman was dressed as a woman and electrodes
attached to the right areas each day. Then the sales team went to work on the
phones.
Don knew his experience gave him an advantage, but something
called variance took over. Where he should have made sales he didn’t. By the
last day of the month he was hopelessly far behind. As the clock ticked down to
quitting time he could feel a tingling in his crotch. As the clock ticked past closing
time a massive current ripped through his body. He fell to the floor, twisting
and turning.
When the current stopped Paige picked herself up off the
floor and returned to her seat. Her co-workers patted her on the back and said,
“Way to go, buddy,” as they headed home. The next day Paige had a whole new
wardrobe for work. Her performance improved too. Side note: she ended up the
office slut less than a year later.
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