“Wake up, honey,” the kind woman said as Randy yawned. He
had no idea what had happened. One moment he was at a party, the next he was
waking up from a deep sleep. The woman helping Randy continued, “The nanobots
have that effect. You need to wake up.”
“Wha . . .” is all Randy could manage. “They spiked the
punch with nanobots,” the woman finished the thought for Randy. “The frat house
will have to be converted into a sorority. You’re all girls now.” That brought
Randy full awake. He has a girlfriend and a reputation as a lady’s man. He can’t
be a girl! But she was.
Randy looked around the frat house and saw all the women who
were his best buds earlier in the evening. Who would do such a thing? Then
Randy saw his girlfriend. She walked over and whispered into his ear, “Didn’t
think I knew you were fucking Beth, did you?” It all fell into place. His
girlfriend sacrificed the whole frat house to punish him, I mean her . . . whatever.
The woman helping Randy smiled and said, “We need to get you situated. I think
I’ll call you Roxanne. Do you like that?” All Roxanne could do was nod.
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