Crime is getting harder for the small-time crook these days. Businesses now make more sales via credit/debit cards than ever. How can a desperate petty thief make any money breaking into an establishment?
Franklin isn’t your average criminal. He always thinks
outside the box. Where most retail establishments no longer present much
opportunity to steal cash, there is one Franklin notices still handles a large
percentage of transactions in cash: lingerie shops. Men (and some women), embarrassed
to hand over their credit card with their name, opt for cash payment instead.
Knowing this (and we wonder how Franklin knows this), he plans his heist.
In the dead hours of the night Franklin disarms the security
system and jimmies his way into a back door. With the alarm disabled he can
enjoy a walk around the lingerie shop. He picks out a few things for himself (pealing
the clothes from sexy store mannequins) and heads to the back office to crack
the safe. As he works the combination he hears noise back on the sales floor.
He checks to make sure the coast is clear—sees nothing—and returns to the safe.
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After cleaning out the safe he stacks all the money in a bag
with the lingerie on top. He turns to leave. A mannequin blocks the door; there
is no other way out. Franklin thinks he is losing his mind. Mannequins don’t
move by themselves.
Franklin feels his body stiffen and take on a plastic look
as he heard a voice in his head. “You have desecrated our home, Franklin. You
will now join us as a fembot. From now on you are known as fembot Wanda.”
Franklin wanted to scream, but nothing came out.
The next morning the owner saw the new mannequin in his
office. She smiled knowing what happened, “I keep getting more free mannequins
this way.” Franklin spent his days modeling lingerie for months now while the
fembot mannequins ridiculed him. Later they allowed him some freedom as a sales
clerk. The boss lady loves free labor.
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