Throw the Bum Out

Requested by: Ftygrl

Eric wanted to bring baseball to the galaxy. His love of the sport made him the perfect crusader. But tastes change over time and men’s baseball fell to the wayside on most planets as women’s baseball dominated the sport. It was an unfair change for the industry and Eric had to find a way to be a relevant part of the sport.

A chance encounter with a TG Inc. sales rep gave Eric the opportunity he needed to succeed in the new world order as Melinda. After years of touring planets of the Inner Core, Melinda decided it was time to spend time back home on Earth.

On Earth men’s baseball was still all the rage. Melinda wanted to be a part of her beloved sport on Earth, too. Unfortunately, Melinda was asked to leave when she walked on the field. The ref did not know who she was. The fans did; Belinda is the galactic superstar of baseball. All she wanted to do was throw out the first pitch. As the ref directed her to leave the fans started chanting “THROW THE BUM OUT!” The ref did not understand at first the fans were screaming at him. When he finally realized his mistake all was forgiven. Belinda threw the first pitch. She now feels at home on Earth. What a wonderful sport.