New TG Captions

Straight out of school Fred started working for the local newspaper. The competition was fierce in the dying newspaper industry. Only the best, fastest and most prolific writers survived. Fred excelled in the high pressure environment.

Then one day writer’s block set in hard. Fred was in a spot. If he did not produce new material and fast he was unemployed. That night he prayed for answers; his prayers were answered. A good witch materialized in his room. “I have heard your plea, Fred. You are a good man worthy of help.”

The witch promised Fred unlimited stories his employer would love in exchange for two things. The witch demanded Fred accept a new identity as Frieda and to write TG captions for good people all over the world. It was an easy choice.

The witch made Frieda’s job easy. Every day she opened a file drawer and several well written stories were in the folder the witch promised would be there. Now Frieda works on new TG captions every day. It is a good world we live in.