Sunday, November 20, 2016

Girl Suit


“Now boys,” mom said, “you are on an alien world. Don’t interact with the locals without a guide present. It’s too risky.” “Yes, mom,” Kenny and Jim said in unison with a monotone voice. No more were the words out of mom’s mouth and the boys were off exploring. They met a local who seemed friendly enough that they could comfortably ignore mom’s warning.

The alien had all kinds of neat trinkets. Some had special powers similar to mythology on Earth. It was all mildly amusing until the alien showed the boys a bodysuit. It was nothing more than a thin piece of plastic you wore. The alien had an evil grin when he handed Kenny and Jim their own free bodysuit.

“Put it on,” the alien encouraged. The boys shrugged and put on their bodysuit. It was like one of the outfits worn by medical people in contagious areas except this was clear plastic. It was like nothing really. Jim, bored with the alien and his stories, started to take of the suit off when it tightened around his body and sealed shut. Kenny jumped and started to rip his bodysuit off when it too sealed tight on him.

The bodysuits went to work. The alien laughed as he walked away. “Enjoy the present girls, or should I say, Melissa and Sonya. When mom found out she just said, “You got what you deserved. You girls better not get knocked up now.” The girls listened to mom after that. Not that it mattered anymore.



1 comment:

  1. Lol, what a twist, would love a suit like that, with an obvious takeoff device.

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