You're Next

TG Incorporated started a laser tag business. Guys flocked to the maze where the games are played. The laser tag floor was booked out for weeks in advance. No matter. Carl wanted to play so bad it hurt. The anticipation was almost more fun than the actual game.

Then the wonderful day came when Carl and his team were ready to enter the arena. The rules are simple. Each team keeps playing until all the other team’s players are shot with a girly light. What fun! The last man standing gets gang girly light attacked by his feminine buddies, including his own team members. What fun!

Every guy has his own strategy to last at least a few minutes. Carl had a different plan. He did not want to wait much longer to be a girl. He was the second to get hit by the girly light. He looked down and was pleased with the body he got. The indicator said he was Allison now. Awesome! Allison broke into a wide, open smile and point, “You’re next!”