Sunday, September 18, 2016

Showoff


Guys love to be the center of attention; it is in their blood. While guys claim they are only playing around, they are really engaged in a complex mating ritual. Face it, guys act different when females are around.

Some guys, like Nick, hide it better than others until the right circumstances take place. A vortex bubble floating outside the arena where his favorite team plays is one of those circumstances. Nicks sat in his car before the game checking his phone when the vortex bubble floated slowly down on his car. He was disoriented for a moment as his fingers changed from thick male fingers to dainty female fingers.

Nick is a real man. He gathered his composure and committed to the name Nicole. As Nicole he entered the arena and bribed a cheerleader for her uniform. Once in his new clothes Nicole did what all guys do: show off for the crowd. The crowd loved her. Of course, Nicole has an advantage. She knows what guys like and delivered.

The home team went on to victory and Nicole cheered them on all the way. Don’t think for a minute that the players didn’t notice the new cheerleader either. Nick knows the power of morale. He made sure the entire team was amply motivated to continue playing to win.

Women love to be the center of attention; it is in their blood. While the ladies claim they are only playing around, they are really engaged in a complex mating ritual. Face it, girls act different when guys are around.









2 comments:

  1. Awesome job friend as always. So jealous.

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  2. Why can't something good like this happen to me Kay? Zoe

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