The Doctor's Skilled Hands

Every doctor has a different set of skills. Doctor Scanlan gave Tom more than he bargained for. Tom wanted to live out his life as a woman and Doctor Scanlan is no doubt the best doctor to do that. What Tom did not know was his transformation into Kathy would give her special talents.

Kathy is now a woman and a contortionist. The guys really like it. She can enjoy being eaten while giving a BJ in a very unusual position. Kathy is one girl the guys all want to date. Bet you want to be like Kathy. Then give Doctor Scanlan a call. 

Love Potion

Tonya knew her boyfriend, Jack, had cheated on her. She kept the secret to herself and planned her revenge. Jack felt terrible for cheating on Tonya. She deserved better. He decided to go to the party Tonya asked him to attend with her and get the liquid courage needed to come clean. He couldn't live a lie.

Tonya bought a potion from a witch. As the party got wild and Jack had a few in him she brought out a new bottle, the one with the potion. Tonya lifted the bottle to Jack’s mouth. He leaned his head back and started drinking.

“Keep drinking, honey. Keep drinking,” Tonya encourage as Jack swallowed more and more of the passion fruit flavored drink. Jack felt a funny tingling in his body as he drank the potion. He thought it was thee alcohol. When he finished drinking he turned his head down and noticed his chest. It was an exciting few moments as Jack adjusted to his new reality.

Jack pulled Tonya to the side. “I know it probably doesn't matter anymore, but I came to the party tonight to gather the courage to tell you something.” Jack spilled the beans. Tonya shed a tear and confessed what she did to him.

“Can you change me back?” Jack asked. “No,” Tonya replied. “It’s a one-way potion. There is no going back.” “But I love you, Tonya. I don’t want anyone else!” “It’s okay,” Tonya said putting her arms around Jack’s neck. “I like girls more than guys anyway.” Jack’s eyes were as large as saucers. “I always wanted to make-out with a Lexi,” Tonya confessed. “So, from now on, you are Lexi.” Jack smiles as he slipped his hands around Tonya’s waist.

What A Game

Elroy watched a program on the Learning Channel on card counting. The guy from MIT who figured out how to beat the casinos at blackjack made it look easy. He was encouraged by the group of college kids making a killing playing blackjack on the weekends.

Elroy bought every book he could find on the subject and practiced card counting for twelve to fourteen hours a day. Before long he could count cards in his sleep. Elroy found himself counting cards without even thinking. He was ready to start his new career.

Las Vegas casinos never knew what hit them. Elroy made money every night as he worked his way down the Strip. When a casino got wise he acted drunk, cashed in his chips and left.

Elroy loved to spend his winnings. He bought fancy clothes, ate expensive meals, and enjoyed costly women. But Elroy was smart. He always kept an ample amount of cash to start the next day playing blackjack in case he lost a few hands he shouldn’t have. Sometimes the cards are fickle.

Variance is a lesson Elroy never heeded. Variance says there will be times you will lose even when the odds are in your favor. Sometimes variance rears her ugly head for a long stretch of time. Tonight is that time for Elroy. The cards kept putting the odds in his favor, so he bet big, and lost. Again and again.

The casino was more than happy to extend credit to Elroy. Elroy signed the marker and kept playing. And losing. So he signed another marker. Then another. Elroy made a rookie mistake. He kept thinking the cards would eventually revert to the mean. It never happened. And Elroy kept playing, borrowing more from the casino, and losing to the crooked dealer the casino put at his table. You see, Elroy was the mark.

In the wee hours of the morning the casino cut Elroy’s credit off and demanded payment. Elroy was broke. The casino demanded payment via cash or services. Elroy had no choice. Now Elroy works for the casino as Laura. He pays off $300 of his debt to the casino for every customer he services. It will take years for Elroy to retire his debt, but he accepts his new life and is really happy with the way life turned out.

Bringing in the New Year Right

The New Year’s Eve party was the best ever with girls and guys drinking, laughing and dancing on the dance floor. Unknown to the crowd, the DJ had a surprise for the crowd tonight. A girly light was installed inside the crystal ball above the center of the dance floor. At midnight The DJ planned on flipping the switch on the girly light; the beam would be split into several streams and dance a jagged walk across the dance floor. Unlucky guys hit by the girly light would go home as a girl instead of with a girl.

The DJ got more and more excited as the midnight hour approached. The crowd got rowdier too. People were screaming for joy, drinking, hooting and hollering, and kissing. With only moments to spare the last song ended. The DJ made the announcement. The countdown began: 10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3 a pause.

TWO!

Another pause for the exact moment.

ONE!!!

People yelled, screamed, blew horns and threw confetti to welcome the New Year. A trumpet played Auld Lang Syne from the speakers; people started kissing and dancing. The DJ smiled and flipped the girly light switch. It took a few seconds for people to notice every man the light touched instantly turned into a girl.

A mad rush by the men from the dance floor made it impossible to leave the dance floor. The beams of light raced back and forth across the crowded dance floor in a fast and erratic pattern. The men couldn’t avoid the beams of girly light. Men with a beam racing in their direction stopped and accepted their fate at the final moment. The DJ loved the expression men had when holding their girlfriend’s hand and seeing the light approach. It was so cute to see a boyfriend and girlfriend together one moment and two girls holding hands the next.

Let me introduce four guys that came to the club with their girlfriends and left as ladies. From left to right, meet: Sally, Samantha, Rhonda and Simone. All four should adjust to their new relationship with their girlfriends.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!