Performance Anxiety

There is an old movie from Earth history still popular with the crowd Scottie hangs with. The movie was part of a series. Getting your hands on a copy of any old Earth movie was neigh impossible unless you had the right contacts. Scottie and his friends had such contacts.

The movie series was different than any other. It started with Episode IV, V, and VI before going back to Episode I, II, and III years later. Even later they restarted the series with Episode VII and finally finished producing movies in the series with Episode XVIII.

The government of Pelque IX heard Scottie and his group had a copy of all but one episode of the series. The government always looking for ideas to attract tourists acquired the missing copy and offered it free to Scottie’s group in exchange for a small favor: the group would perform regular theatrical performances of several of the series plots. The government knew what would draw tourists and demanded plots from later in the series focusing on sexy women be performed.

Scottie’s group was all male, posing a problem. Officials of Pelque IX had the perfect solution: several of the boys would be transformed into females via Pelque advanced nanotechnology. Scottie was so excited about seeing the missing episode he volunteered for a female role. He changed his legal name to Lorelei. As you can see he lives his new role. He can’t get enough. And people travel from around the galaxy to see Scottie and his team perform a rare treat of old Earth cinematography.