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Saturday, December 16, 2017

Sister's Slumber Party



You would think Michelle is too old for a slumber party now that she is in high school. Nevertheless, mom okayed the idea without consulting me. Now I have to put up with brats for a whole weekend. Sick.

The slumber party starts Friday night with Michelle and four of her friends. Michelle asked me if I would help out. I don’t want to hang out with no stupid girls. It’s not like I’ll ever get a date. Just because I am small for my age does not make me a dork. When Michelle’s friends arrived they pleaded. There is no way I’ll get any rest anyway so I relented. I agreed to allow the girls to dress me up, to add insult to injury.

By ten o’clock the girls had stripped me naked and applied makeup, a wig and, well, you can see what they did to me. I know I have no chance with any of Michelle’s friends, but this pretty much ends any respect any girl in school will ever have of me once Michelle and her friends start talking.

The girls squealed with delight as they saw their creation. They started addressing me as Sissy. Great. Now that they had their fun I wanted to take outfit off. They would not hear of it. They said I could sleep with them. Big deal. I’m dressed like a girl and when they say sleep, they mean sleep.

Michelle made some hot cocoa. The sweetness felt good. The cocoa made me tired so I laid back and before I knew I was out.

The next morning the girls were up when I awoke. They were giggling and pointing at me. It seems the girls had hatched a plan to get me in a compromising position, drug my cocoa and then sprinkle me with TG Dust once I drifted off to sleep. I demanded they change me back, but I knew TG Dust was a one-way street.

I did not want to be a girl; I am a boy, ah, well, I was a boy, kind’of. The girls invited me to spend the weekend with them and their party. It seems even mom was in one it. She thought the change looked good on me. Mom said if I can’t get a date with a girl I should have no problem bedding a guy looking like this. Mom had a point.

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Treasure



Lucus loved to hunt for treasure is antique shops. Most stuff was over-priced junk. But every now and then a gem would appear from the bottom of a box or the back of a rack. Today was one of those days, Lucas thought. It was an old chest. By itself it had no real value. But inside there was clothing from another era. Again, the value was small. But one article of clothing at the bottom of the chest was a body suit, a body suit legend said could transform any man into a fully functional woman while he wore it. Even though Lucas doubted it would work the legend would make the body suit priceless.

Lucas paid the modest price asked for the chest without any haggling. Lucas normally would dicker on price, but he was too excited. Had carried the chest to his car and raced home. Curiosity had the best of him. He ripped off his clothes and pulled on the body suit. Instantly the fabric snapped tight against his skin. His body transformed within minutes. Then he was a beautiful woman. He called himself Lily.

He took out more old clothes and dressed his new body and took a walk around town. No one had a clue who he was. That night he dressed in the sexiest negligee he ever saw. In the morning he jumped out of bed and admired his beautiful female body in the mirror.

The novelty started to wear off. He knew a body suit with such abilities would fetch millions. He stripped off his clothes and stood naked in his bedroom. The body suit was so tight against his skin he couldn’t tell where it was. Lily, I mean Lucas, went back to the chest and found a book at the bottom. He started paging until he found a bold head: HOW TO REMOVE THE BODY SUIT. There was only one sentence. “The body suit cannot be removed until after the wearer dies.” Lucas’ heart sank. He was going to spend the rest of his life as Lily. And he was not going to make millions. 

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

True Womanhood


The aliens came with a promise of peace and an offer for mankind to join the Galactic Community. People around the world were eager to meet our new friends. One favor was asked by the aliens. They brought a device to Earth which revealed the true heart of all who entered; you became what you really are.

The evil were guarded to protect all involved: human and alien. Norbert knew he had nothing to worry about. He had a good heart. He stepped into the machine. It did what is always does; turns the person inside into who they really are.

Helen stepped out of the machine, the person she really was inside. Norbert knew his deepest inner thoughts could cause the transformation. Helen was okay with it. It felt good to finally be the person she really is. The aliens really did come in peace.

Thursday, August 31, 2017

Freedom Through Grace


Everyone hated Logan at the office. The only reason he has a job at Air Tech Jumble is because his dad owns the place. Logan is a total jerk and bully always pushing people around, sabotaging their work, and getting people fired for things he did. Yes, everyone hated Logan. There is not even one woman working in the place anymore after Logan harassed them all into quitting.  Every guy in the place would quit on the spot if another job presented itself.

During break one day the remaining workers at Air Tech Jumble hatched an idea to put an end to Logan’s behavior. The workers pooled all their money and bought a girly light, you know, the device where the light converts anyone it touches into a girl forever. It took four months for the group to save enough money. Once the girly light was purchased, Logan was lured to a back room in the warehouse. As soon as he opened the door they hit him with the girly light. His body shrunk and contorted until he was a perfect girl. The girly light worked fast, in less than a minute.

After the transformation into Grace, Logan had a serious personality change. At first the workers treated him terrible, harassing him to tears. Soon they discovered Grace was not Logan. Grace is a gentle, kind woman willing to please. As Grace, Logan did plenty to please. He invited workers to the corporate suite one at a time. Jobs at Air Tech Jumble were highly sought after word got out that Grace was in charge of morale. 

Thursday, August 3, 2017

Performance Report


Corporate headquarters was under pressure to meet investor’s sales expectations. To encourage performance, rewards were offered for certain levels of sales growth. Employees did not respond. Then management tried a different approach. The worst sales performance would be forced to dress as a sissy for one month.

Pete worked his tail off. There was no way he would spend a month at work dressed as a woman. Unfortunately, his biggest sale of the month fell through at the last minute. To keep his job he has to don a black skirt and high heel boots.

It did not take long for Pete to start enjoying his new Beth persona. He loved it so much he lived it at home too. Management saw Pete underperforming so he could stay dressed as a girl for another month so they changed the deal. The winner would get the Full Monty at TG Inc.

Pete killed it. He raced to TG Inc. to be a real girl, the real Beth. It felt so good. Beth is a steady top performer now. She really found her footing as a woman. Most guys just don’t have it. Turn them into a girl and watch them shine. Beth never looked back. She is a star performer. Her live-in boyfriend also thinks she is the hottest.

Friday, May 12, 2017

Tristan Gets a Taste


TG Incorporated started a program for boys who want to try out life as a girl for a while. The process is simple. The guy steps into a TG chamber and the computers do the rest. Nanobots and other technology are put to work transforming the boy into a girl.

As with everything, there are a few rules. As a girl you take the risk the nanobots lock you in place and then you can’t go back; you stay a girl forever. Actually, there is only one rule: no orgasms. If you enjoy girl life a bit too much you end up staying the girl the rest of your days.

Tristan is one of the boys taking TG Inc. up on the temp girl offer. She wanted to experience everything girl while he could as Megan. Well, Megan was insatiable. She tried everything, and I mean everything. Even that.

Megan was doing the thing with her mouth when a salty pleasure exploded in her mouth. Her reaction was so intense she came at the same time. After wiping her face she posed for the camera with her opinion of the taste. She didn’t have the nerve to tell anyone what she did. It was her secret until TG Inc. doctors confirmed her hope.

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