The Real Deal

A New Paige

The sales contest was on. Don wanted to win in the worst way. As an incentive, the lowest in sales for the month would end up a woman. The process was simple. Every salesman was dressed as a woman and electrodes attached to the right areas each day. Then the sales team went to work on the phones.

Don knew his experience gave him an advantage, but something called variance took over. Where he should have made sales he didn’t. By the last day of the month he was hopelessly far behind. As the clock ticked down to quitting time he could feel a tingling in his crotch. As the clock ticked past closing time a massive current ripped through his body. He fell to the floor, twisting and turning.

When the current stopped Paige picked herself up off the floor and returned to her seat. Her co-workers patted her on the back and said, “Way to go, buddy,” as they headed home. The next day Paige had a whole new wardrobe for work. Her performance improved too. Side note: she ended up the office slut less than a year later.

The Awesome Life of a Woman or a Good Luck Story

Life has not always been good for Ben. Health problems topped the list and plain bad luck seemed to follow him everywhere. He worked his ass off at work and still ended up losing his job when the company fell on hard times or went out of business. Contact with Ben was the kiss of death.

Then a beautiful sales lady from TG Inc. showed up at Ben’s house one day. She heard his hard luck story and offered a solution: come work for TG Inc. Working for TG Inc. had lots of benefits. The best benefit was the free sex change.  What did have to lose? Don’t answer that.

The first day on the job Ben lost his nuts, gained some ass, a nice chest, and a face to die for. Here we see Candy, Ben is gone now, walking home from work. You can tell Candy’s luck has changed. No more hard luck story for this girl. The next day training began. A year later Candy was the number one sales lady at TG Inc. She was highly motivated. There was one guy she decided not to close the sale with. She preferred he spend the night in her bed. The next day she decided he deserved the same opportunity she did and closed the sale. You could say she is nuts if she had any.

Smooth Running

Running is Carl’s life. He trained every day of the year and lived for the marathon runs. There was one problem. Running causes some problems when done in the extreme. Chafing in the groin area was getting out of control and painful for Carl. What he needed was different underwear. He could only find cotton underwear in the men’s department. Lubricant only went so far. The chafing was so bad it drew blood and he had huge calluses on his crotch and the inside of his legs.

The solution was underwear made of anything other than cotton. Cotton swells when wet and it very course. Sweat turns it into sandpaper. After a particularly painful 20 mile run Carl was ready to try anything when he decided women’s underwear might solve the problem. Girls are so lucky their underwear comes in multiple fabrics. Carl bought several pairs of silk panties and prepared for his next run.

Carl could not believe how well it worked. Silk panties actually felt good while running. Another trip to the store filled Carl’s dresser drawer with silk panties. One day on his run he started to feel different. It was too late when he realized he was a woman! She kept running, bouncing breasts and all. He must have accidentally bought a pair of magic panties or a pair infused with TG dust or something. It did not matter. She had a smooth crotch now and no chafing when running. The next marathon she entered as Carly. Not all that original, but all she wanted to do was run, as a man or a woman. She did get more looks now than before so he rather liked the woman part better.

Kiss My Ass

* Special thanks to Alexis (Captions by Alexis) for writing today's story.

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.

 While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

 The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

 His brother said, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick Maneuver but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"

How Earth Conquers the Galaxy

As the Empire of Earth expanded into the galaxy, warriors were needed to defend the human colonies on the worlds strung out across the vastness of space. A special breed of, ah, man was needed to combat the variety of aliens pushing to stop the human hordes.

As a little boy Gary dreamed to defending people against bug-eyed monsters. But Gary nearly lost hope as he was constantly told only girls were good enough for the job. Some said the smaller body mass of women enabled them to handle the rigors of space; others that a body built for childbirth could handle anything. Regardless, Gary was a boy and boys were never hired for the job.

When Gary entered college he was approached by a group of women that helped men gain the characteristics needed to enter the Space Corps. Without a moment’s thought Gary signed up. The secret group had developed a swapping chamber. Gary could not wait to step into the machine.

Gary was amazed at how fast it all went. He stepped into the swapping chamber and moments later stepped out as Nicole. Three days later he was on a transport ship to the inner core of the galaxy for training. Due to his great desire and skills he was made a commander.

Commander Iron Panties, as everyone fondly called her, kept the human race safe wherever she went. Bug-eyed monsters never stood a chance. In fact, whenever word spread that Commander Iron Panties was in the area aliens were nowhere to be found. The human race entered the Pax Humnana, human peace.