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Look What Happened to Randy

This Might Last Longer Than Expected

Tom Would Do Anything to Wear the Pink Babydoll

When Tom saw the model wearing the pink babydoll he wanted to wear it so bad it hurt. But it was only a dream. The babydoll was so skimpy there was no way Tom could pass as a girl in such an outfit. Dreams do come true, however, if you believe strongly enough.

Rumor has it that Tom met a witch later that day who granted him his wish. Others say the picture you see here of Connie is the work of secret doctors at TG Incorporated. Some speculate Connie is really Tom, but DNA evidence says Connie is a full woman. The fact that Connie showed up the same day Tom disappeared and had a key to Tom’s apartment fueled the rumors.

TG Inc. denied they had technology so advanced it would do such a complete job right down to the cellular level. Conspiracy theorists say otherwise. Regardless, Tom is gone and Connie is here wearing the pretty pink babydoll. I don’t know about you, but she looks all woman to me. If she is Tom, he is one lucky guy. He owes that witch or TG Inc. or somebody one hell of a blowjob, ah, I mean, thank you.

Cosmic Rays

A black hole passed close to Earth. Scientists didn’t know it was coming until it was nearly upon the planet. The good news was Earth would be spared, but it would be close. The black hole would mess with Earth’s orbit affecting seasons for a few decades. The other issue was the strong cosmic rays coming from the black hole.

Scientists tested the cosmic rays as they grew stronger each day. The rays had properties similar to a swapping chamber and other gender transformation devices. If scientists were right the human race would be all female before the black hole passed.

Bob heard the warning over the radio. It was hopeless to fight the inevitable. The cosmic rays would affect each man differently. Bob knew he was very susceptible because he could feel his breasts growing already. When the black hole safely passed the planet Bob was Bo. Eight-seven percent of the men were transformed into women.

There was lots of good news though. The black hole passed Earth at a greater distance than expected and affected the orbit less than feared. The last bit of good news is that Bo caught the eye of one of the remaining 17% of men so she never went to bed alone.

Poke Her