Hilary Clinton almost pissed her suit pants when she heard
about Donald Trump’s wife, Melania. Not to be outdone, Hilary decided to use the
opportunity to get more men to vote for her. She knew many men deep down wanted
to spend some time as a girl. So, Hilary presented a plan to fully fund if she
becomes President a TG blogger’s idea of a corporation dedicated to helping men
become women. She proposed we call this new entity: TG Incorporated.
The results were immediate. Hilary jumped 22 points in the
polls overnight. Soon she was leading in every state. Election Day was going to
be a HUGE disaster for Trump if he did not come up with a way to counter Hilary’s
grand scheme. All Trump could do was keep lifting Melania’s dress for
reporters. That got old real fast when it was obvious Melania had a bit of surgery
down there.
Hilary won the biggest landslide in history taking every electoral
vote. The only other President to accomplish such a feat was Washington. Hilary
was true to her word. TG Incorporated was created and fully funded in her first
100 days in office. Within two year there were more women in the United States
than ever before. Looks like Hilary will get a second term without a fight if
guys like Eduardo here have anything to say about it now that she is Melissa.
Lol
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