Kiss My Ass

* Special thanks to Alexis (Captions by Alexis) for writing today's story.

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.

 While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

 The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

 His brother said, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick Maneuver but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"

The Bastard Son is Now a Girl

Aaron was the bastard son of a man his mother can’t, or refuses, to remember. Mom never had any more children. Aaron struggled as his mom forced him to reach for a powerful career. It just wasn’t in his blood. But mom had a powerful influence on Aaron. She felt her son would be so much greater if he were a girl. Aaron was reluctant.

But mom was persistent. She knew if her son were an attractive young female the world would crawl at her feet. Aaron was not an attractive man, but that did not mean the doctors could turn him into an awesomely beautiful girl.

Enter TG Inc. and all their gender transformations technologies. All it took was one simple autumn afternoon to give Aaron the confidence he needed to rise in the ranks of business (and some nice tits and ass). Now Miranda worked at the company Aaron once did. Three years was all it took for Miranda to own the place. I’m sure it had nothing to do with that face.

Bad Suit or Good Suit

“Son-of-a-bitch,” Alex screamed as the TG suit did what he was promised it would not. I guess you never trust TG Inc. with your nuts. Alex had a masquerade party to attend. He had the perfect outfit the guys would talk about for weeks. The suit was a tight fit, but worth the erotic adventure.

On the way to his car Alex felt the suit tingle against his skin. There was no way the cute sales clerk would have sold him an active suit. No way. Halfway to his car the night was no longer a fantasy. It was incredible how fast the suit worked. Now Alex had to figure out what to do.

All he could do was continue to the party as a girl. He needed a name. Hmmm. He, ah, she decided Audrey would be the name she could live with the rest of her life. Once she picked a name it was time to get going to the party. Audrey noticed a man gawking and taking pictures with his phone. Life was going to be good as a girl.

Poke Her

The Wife Knows