Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Modesty Lessons


Jethro decided to save money at TG Incorporated by skipping the training classes after his transformation. Unfortunately, he still acted like a guy when he needed to be more lady-like. Jethro didn’t care. He got the body of his dreams and people—especially guys—always looked at him now. Sometimes they even smiled and waved. Jethro loved the attention.

Men unaware Samantha was Jethro two weeks ago asked Jethro out on dates or even made marriage proposals. Without training Samantha was a woman with the moral compass of a man. Not good. Still, Jethro went about building his new life. What TG Incorporated taught in class Samantha learned slowly in real life.

Over the next year Samantha accepted lots of offers she later regretted. At least she always had a roof over her head and a place to sleep. Soon Samantha forgot about Jethro and started acting like a normal woman. She made girlfriends that helped her adjust.

After so many mistakes Samantha was ready to give up on men when Art entered her life. If he were not a friend’s brother she would have certainly passed, but Samantha felt safe with Art. The relationship was a whirlwind romance growing leaps and bounds every day. Soon there was talk of marriage and children. And then Samantha was married with two fine boys. Even taking a shortcut, Jethro turned out all right. And Samantha had a lifetime of happiness.








Monday, August 29, 2016

Second Chance



Crime is getting harder for the small-time crook these days. Businesses now make more sales via credit/debit cards than ever. How can a desperate petty thief make any money breaking into an establishment?

Franklin isn’t your average criminal. He always thinks outside the box. Where most retail establishments no longer present much opportunity to steal cash, there is one Franklin notices still handles a large percentage of transactions in cash: lingerie shops. Men (and some women), embarrassed to hand over their credit card with their name, opt for cash payment instead. Knowing this (and we wonder how Franklin knows this), he plans his heist.

In the dead hours of the night Franklin disarms the security system and jimmies his way into a back door. With the alarm disabled he can enjoy a walk around the lingerie shop. He picks out a few things for himself (pealing the clothes from sexy store mannequins) and heads to the back office to crack the safe. As he works the combination he hears noise back on the sales floor. He checks to make sure the coast is clear—sees nothing—and returns to the safe.
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After cleaning out the safe he stacks all the money in a bag with the lingerie on top. He turns to leave. A mannequin blocks the door; there is no other way out. Franklin thinks he is losing his mind. Mannequins don’t move by themselves.

Franklin feels his body stiffen and take on a plastic look as he heard a voice in his head. “You have desecrated our home, Franklin. You will now join us as a fembot. From now on you are known as fembot Wanda.” Franklin wanted to scream, but nothing came out.

The next morning the owner saw the new mannequin in his office. She smiled knowing what happened, “I keep getting more free mannequins this way.” Franklin spent his days modeling lingerie for months now while the fembot mannequins ridiculed him. Later they allowed him some freedom as a sales clerk. The boss lady loves free labor.








Sunday, August 28, 2016

Divorce Settlement


The divorce settlement was clear; Max’s philandering ways have cost him half of everything he owns, including his manhood. It seemed so unfair that he had to give up his man card just because he succumbed to the advances from the maid. How was he to know his wife would walk in at that exact moment? Otherwise she was out all day shopping. But no, the one day the maid is too much to resist his wife cuts short a shopping trip for the first time since Clinton was President.

And, OMG! was she pissed. She filed for divorce the same day. The judge had no sympathy for Max. He cheated on his wife of sixteen years with the maid. Now she gets half of everything he worked for. She couldn’t run a business if her life depended on it. Her job was to spend money and sleep in his bed. He did all the work! Okay. He screwed up. Max admits it. But does he have to lose his junk over one sexual tryst?

It did not matter. Max hung his head in shame as he is now Cleo. He will never cheat again; he has learned her lesson. The good news is s/he has more time to enjoy life than ever. His business was sold to pay off the old bag, ah, I mean his ex-wife. That left a large pile of liquid cash for her own personal use. Who needs a wife anyway, Cleo thought. She learned her lesson. If you are going to get married make sure it is to a rich man. It always works out in the end.









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